====== I am a Christian   ======

I am a C,  I am a C-H.\\ 
I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N\\ 
and I have C-H-R-I-S-T in my H-E-A-R-T\\ 
and I will L-I-V-E   E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y  

//Replace CONSONANTS with funny words. Two syllable words work best.//\\ 
//Say the vowels normally.//  

//Example: I am a Chicken. I am a Chicken Hicken. I am a Chicken Hicken Ricken I Sicken Ticken I A Nicken. And I have Chicken Hicken Ricken I Sicken Ticken in my Hicken E A Ricken Ticken and I will Licken I Vicken E E Ticken E Ricken Nicken A Licken Licken Yicken//\\