====== Rooster Song ======

I had me a chicken, no eggs would she lay\\ 
I had me a chicken, no eggs would she lay\\ 

My wife said HONEY\\ 
this sure ain't FUNNY\\ 
we're losing MONEY\\ 
Why won't she LAY... EGGS...\\ 

One day a rooster //on subsequent verses, add "SAAAAAME ROOSTER"//\\ 
came in our yard //"SAAAAAME YARD"//\\ 
and caught that chicken\\ 
right off her guard\\ 

She's laying eggs now, just like she used-ter\\ 
before that rooster\\ 
came in our yaaard\\ 
(x2)

//Repeat with various puns:\\ 
* Had me a cow, no milk would she give... she's giving eggnog\\ 
* Garden, vegetables, eggplants\\ 
* Comedian, laughs, yokes\\ 
* Wall, doors, exits